Will I die if I go to the Everglades?
Yes. You probably will.
Is it true that Horgawth the evil ice wizard rules the land south of Bear Lake?
Yes. It is not recommended to travel there. Horgawth has cast a spell that renders the area a tundra. He would probably cast a spell on you also.
Is it true Stuart B. McIver made all that stuff up?
Oh yeah. All of it lies.
Why am I so tired all the time?
1) You are miserable. 2) You are not getting regular exercise